The "TRY NOT TO SUCK!" semi-auto pistol greeting card is like your best buddy who’s always there to remind you that just showing up isn't enough—you actually have to pull the trigger! With each card, we encourage your loved ones to aim for excellence, whether they're targeting their next big adventure or just trying to not mess up that lasagna recipe. Blank inside for your personal message, it’s the perfect way to unleash your creativity—or, you know, a snarky comment about their recent attempt at karaoke. Just be sure to keep the laughter loaded!
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The "TRY NOT TO SUCK!" semi-auto pistol greeting card is like your best buddy who’s always there to remind you that just showing up isn't enough—you actually have to pull the trigger! With each card, we encourage your loved ones to aim for excellence, whether they're targeting their next big adventure or just trying to not mess up that lasagna recipe. Blank inside for your personal message, it’s the perfect way to unleash your creativity—or, you know, a snarky comment about their recent attempt at karaoke. Just be sure to keep the laughter loaded!
Choose your mission at checkout, we can mail the card to you or we can even mail it straight to your tactical buddy, FREE SHIPPING - ORDERS PROCESS NEXT BUSINESS DAY